Dear twister (see what I did there),
So this morning, I was feeling a little nostalgic and kinda missing you a little bit, and so I decided to try and see if your old tumblr was still up, or if you ever went back to updating it, though I really doubted it. I couldn't remember the name of it at first because it had been a long while, but before long, I found it - and, no surprise, it was still abandoned. Whatever, right?
Then I noticed some things that you posted that I hadn't noticed before
Which is... huh????? Considering that you ironically slut-shamed me to an absolutely HORRIFIC degree?
I mean... do you sincerely believe this, all the while tormenting me because god fucking forbid I (attempted to) send my significant other a couple of stupid nudes, or even decided to fuck him before our wedding day (when it's already out of the closet that I'm not even a JW anymore, anyway) - which, I shouldn't even need to remind you, was literally no one else's fucking business in the first place considering that we were two consenting ADULTS?? Like... huh?????? I love how progressive you pretend to be until it's actually time to put that shit into practice in real life? WTF???
It reminds me of the "There's Something About Marrying" episode of The Simpsons when Patty comes out to Marge after Homer and Marge started officiating same sex wedding ceremonies in their garage, yet Marge still acted homophobic to Patty when she introduced her fiance to her:
Yeah. Hypocritical, to say the fucking least.
But you have no. fucking. idea. how much I miss the twister that this tumblr makes it seem
like you were - the one that I thought
that I had before reality proved you to be otherwise. God. You have no fucking idea
. That's the twister that actually made sense to me, the one that I would have KILLED for, and who I mourned so
deeply for, my god. This is the one that I HOPED was real. If ONLY you lived by the shit that you posted in there, like this beautiful gem (here
Not to mention this
Which is EXACTLY why I walked from your publishing company in the god damn first place???????????????????????????
Stop being a hypocrite?????????!??????????????????!